Morning chat

Definition:
boy·friend : (plural boy·friends), noun :

Intimate male friend: a man with whom somebody has a romantic or sexual relationship.

Today I slept at 5:00 am.
I woke up at 8:00 am on the sound of my singing phone.
It was a girl.
I know her. I was close to putting the phone on Silence mode and continuing to sleep, but it has been a long time since i spoke to the girl, so I decided " what the hell!", let's have an early beautiful chat.

So, it was all the usual: " where have u been?", "I haven't seen u in a long time?", "I miss u!" blah blah blah. Then, one thing led to another, the conversation started getting interesting:
I: "How are ur friends?"
She:"They are ok. but they all are busy with their Boyfriends"
I: " well, so should u be"
She(surprised):"I don't have any BF"
I:"I don't believe u"
She:"I'm serious"
I:"How can a beautifull girl like urself not have a boyfriend?"
She(with a change in the tone):"Y don't u be my boyfriend?"
I was astonished. But I knew well what my answer would be.
So, with a cold and calm voice I answered: " I can't".